"You can break any rule, as long as you're willing to pay the price."

"The average man does not know what to do with this life, yet wants another one which will last forever."

"Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once."

"Superstition is the religion of feeble minds."

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women."

"There is nothing sadder in the world than to awaken Christmas morning and not be a child."

"Pinocchio was such a dolt to try to become a real boy. He was much better off with a wooden head."

"You got to look on the bright side, even if there ain't one."

"Sorry, I'm in the Jehovah's Witnesses protection program."

"It is the job that is never started that takes longest to finish."

"Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful corpse."

"I am not afraid of death. But I'm also not staring it in the face right now either."

"We could have saved the world, but we were too damned cheap."

"As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time."

"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance."

"You can't travel somewhere if the road doesn't yet exist."

"As is most always the case with any disaster, it is those who can least afford to lose who lose the most."

"The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life."

"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take."

"The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization."

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"With great power comes great responsibility."

"No one should have the kind of power most of us would want to yield."

"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."

"Insults should be well avenged or well endured."

"Even beauty may present a prism wearing to the eye."

"The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will."

"Faith? That's just another word for not thinking."

"I don't want to believe. I want to know."

“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.”

"There is no knowlege that is horrible, only what other human beings do with that knowlege can be called horrible."

"He can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me."

"All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it."

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

"Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with."

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."

"The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all."

"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."

"Not all those who wander are lost."

"A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad."

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"

"God does not play dice with the universe."

"A well-stocked mind is safe from boredom."

"The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything."

"If someone asks you if you are a god -- you say yes!"

"Only a mediocre person is always at his best."

"The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie --

--through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge."

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. --

--Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."