"You should never rely on the abilities of other drivers..."

“You can’t debate an unwilling opponent. You can’t reason with someone who makes up their own facts.”

"It is a provable fact that one can not insult intelligence where intelligence is not known to exist."

"Ridicule is the appropriate response to the ridiculous."

"Religion has been described as a blind man in a dark room searching for a black cat that is not there."

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end."

"Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful corpse."

"Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat."

"Ignorance is bliss."

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone."

"SAVE THE EARTH!! (it's the only planet with chocolate!!)"

"Remember, what is common knowledge to some is a revelation to others."

"If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow."

"Keep an open mind, but don't let your brains fall out."

"Be careful what you wish for because your wish might come true."

"The only constant in life is change."

"If right-handed people are dominated by their left brains and left-handed people are dominated by their right brains, then left-handers are in their right minds. Right?"