Ana Spanikopita: "Nobody else gets to tell you what your story is." BoJack: "What is my story?" Ana Spanikopita: "I'll tell you."

Bart Simpson: "Do people respect God? No, they fear him." God: "It's never personal, just business."

Homer Simpson: "Um, Ned, I have a confession to make." Ned Flanders: "Now don't go turning Catholic on me." Homer: "I can't. I don't fit in those booths."

Homer Simpson: "Um, if you pray during lunch, aren't you interrupting God's lunch?" God: "Finally, someone thinks about God."

"They say 'the devil's in the details,' so lets summon the devil!"

“I dated a shape-shifter once. I thought I could keep him from changing. I was wrong.”

"When you do things right, people won't be sure if you've done anything at all."