"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"With great power comes great responsibility."

"Ignorance is bliss."

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone."

"SAVE THE EARTH!! (it's the only planet with chocolate!!)"

"If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow."

"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."

"If drugs are so awful, why don't we have medicine stores?"

"Keep an open mind, but don't let your brains fall out."

"Be careful what you wish for because your wish might come true."

"The only constant in life is change."

"We all live downwind and we all live downstream."

"Think globally -- act locally."

"Life's a bitch and then you die."

"Gravity -- it's not just a good idea -- it's the law."

"You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose."

"I'd prefer a bottle in front of me to a frontal lobotomy."