"I don't have or want children, but I silently judge every parent that I see in public."

Ana Spanikopita: "Nobody else gets to tell you what your story is." BoJack: "What is my story?" Ana Spanikopita: "I'll tell you."

"There is no right or wrong Dad, Just the consequences of your actions."

"He always loved waitresses. They bring you food, and when you sit their boobs are at eye level."

Bart Simpson: "Do people respect God? No, they fear him." God: "It's never personal, just business."

Homer Simpson: "Um, Ned, I have a confession to make." Ned Flanders: "Now don't go turning Catholic on me." Homer: "I can't. I don't fit in those booths."

Homer Simpson: "Um, if you pray during lunch, aren't you interrupting God's lunch?" God: "Finally, someone thinks about God."

"It's not pollution that's causing problems in our environment. It's the impurities in the air and water."

"Many people refuse to accept an irrefutable truth simply because that truth puts them in the wrong."

"You choose a thankless job, you can't be upset when nobody thanks you."

"They say 'the devil's in the details,' so lets summon the devil!"

“I dated a shape-shifter once. I thought I could keep him from changing. I was wrong.”

"Aw Christ Sue, what does a priest know about marriage? He's married to God. God's invisible and He's happy as long as you show up once a week to eat his son."

"I learned a lesson. Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."

"You know, it's funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."

"I've always thought religion is most beneficial when it's taken a la carte."

"Is this what you want Lemon, to breath life into another human being, just to spend the rest of your days slowly sucking it out of them?"

"I’ve been around long enough to know how ignorant I am."

"You have no idea how exhausting it is being crazy."

"You don't know where you're vulnerable, until you fail."