Ana Spanikopita: "Nobody else gets to tell you what your story is." BoJack: "What is my story?" Ana Spanikopita: "I'll tell you."

"There is no right or wrong Dad, Just the consequences of your actions."

"Truth. It's not open to interpretation. It just is."

"The teacher opens the door. The student enters alone."

Nathan: "Oh, everything's spinning!" Caleb: "It's 'cause you're drunk." Nathan: "No it's called relativity. Everything is spinning. Just being drunk makes it worse."

"I’ve realized, as I’ve gotten older, that I need more light to see good, but I need less light to look good."

"The problem with mutiny," Drake said, "is that when you've finished you're left with a crew of mutineers."

“I would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids.”

"He always loved waitresses. They bring you food, and when you sit their boobs are at eye level."

Bart Simpson: "Do people respect God? No, they fear him." God: "It's never personal, just business."

Homer Simpson: "Um, Ned, I have a confession to make." Ned Flanders: "Now don't go turning Catholic on me." Homer: "I can't. I don't fit in those booths."

Homer Simpson: "Um, if you pray during lunch, aren't you interrupting God's lunch?" God: "Finally, someone thinks about God."

"If it wasn’t for going off half-cocked, i’d have no cock at all.."

"When you are presented hateful choices, you can only measure the cost of not acting."

"You could always count on people to become irrational when they imagined losing something they thought belonged to them. The illusion of scarcity was a powerful weapon when deployed correctly."

"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."

"What we do is more important that what we mean."

"Nothing means anything anymore. Everything is just presentation. Life is a giant spectacle."

"Privacy was funny like that; people would readily give up their own for a chance to infringe on everyone else's."

"You realize saying 'no pressure' puts me under tremendous pressure."

"It's not pollution that's causing problems in our environment. It's the impurities in the air and water."