"Sometimes dreams feel like memories of things that haven't happened to us yet."

"When social forces press for the rejection of age-old Truth, then those who reject it will seek meaning in their own truth. These truths will rarely be Truth at all; they will be only collections of personal preferences and prejudices."

"The less depth a belief system has, the greater the fervency with which its adherents embrace it."

"As it was, things went from bad to worse, as they often will when amateurs are involved in an activity that they perform in bad temper -- and in a hurry."

"I think my own death will be the least sad one I'll ever encounter. For me at least."

"I don't have or want children, but I silently judge every parent that I see in public."

Ana Spanikopita: "Nobody else gets to tell you what your story is." BoJack: "What is my story?" Ana Spanikopita: "I'll tell you."

"There is no right or wrong Dad, Just the consequences of your actions."

"Truth. It's not open to interpretation. It just is."

"The teacher opens the door. The student enters alone."

Nathan: "Oh, everything's spinning!" Caleb: "It's 'cause you're drunk." Nathan: "No it's called relativity. Everything is spinning. Just being drunk makes it worse."

"I’ve realized, as I’ve gotten older, that I need more light to see good, but I need less light to look good."

"The problem with mutiny," Drake said, "is that when you've finished you're left with a crew of mutineers."

“I would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids.”

"He always loved waitresses. They bring you food, and when you sit their boobs are at eye level."

Bart Simpson: "Do people respect God? No, they fear him." God: "It's never personal, just business."

Homer Simpson: "Um, Ned, I have a confession to make." Ned Flanders: "Now don't go turning Catholic on me." Homer: "I can't. I don't fit in those booths."

Homer Simpson: "Um, if you pray during lunch, aren't you interrupting God's lunch?" God: "Finally, someone thinks about God."

"If it wasn’t for going off half-cocked, i’d have no cock at all.."

"When you are presented hateful choices, you can only measure the cost of not acting."

"You could always count on people to become irrational when they imagined losing something they thought belonged to them. The illusion of scarcity was a powerful weapon when deployed correctly."

"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."

"What we do is more important that what we mean."

"Nothing means anything anymore. Everything is just presentation. Life is a giant spectacle."

"Privacy was funny like that; people would readily give up their own for a chance to infringe on everyone else's."

"You realize saying 'no pressure' puts me under tremendous pressure."

"It's not pollution that's causing problems in our environment. It's the impurities in the air and water."

"You should never rely on the abilities of other drivers..."

"Many people refuse to accept an irrefutable truth simply because that truth puts them in the wrong."

"You choose a thankless job, you can't be upset when nobody thanks you."

"They say 'the devil's in the details,' so lets summon the devil!"

"He knows all too well that what you usually get from patting yourself on your own back is a dislocated shoulder."

“I dated a shape-shifter once. I thought I could keep him from changing. I was wrong.”

"His aunt Louisa asked him if he had made peace with God, and he replied, 'I did not know we had ever quarreled'."

On the death and dying of Henry David Thoreau.

"Knowledge is important, but much more important is the use toward which it is put. This depends on the heart and mind of the one who uses it."

"It was a - an obstacle. A disability. An injury, not just to his brain, but to his thinking."

"People acted, in short, by projecting their desires. Well - but of course. Wasn't that the point?"

"Amazing how quickly people developed sets of habits. They could not do without them, Frank had concluded. Even his improvised life was full of them. It might be said that now he had an array of habits that he chose from, a kind of menu."

"All part of the newly secure environment as envisioned in the Homeland Security acts. That these people had chosen a Nazi title for their enterprise was presumably more a tribute to their ignorance and stupidity than to any evil intent. Nevertheless it was not reassuring."

"Every day people come to me because I've got some power, and I watch them debase themselves or go silly in some way. I see them go corrupt right before my eyes. It's depressing. It's like having the Midas touch in reverse, where everything you touch turns to shit."

"And yet why did things live? What got them through it really? What made them make all these efforts, when death lay in wait at the end for every one of them?"

"An excess of reason is itself a form of madness."

"But they are not taught to think! In fact they're taught not to think. And they are stupid to begin with."

"If you are falling off a cliff, you may as well try to fly. You’ve got nothing to lose."

"The universe is not only stranger than we imagine; it is stranger than we can imagine."

"Reason cannot pierce the armor of a stubborn ignoramus."

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"Aw Christ Sue, what does a priest know about marriage? He's married to God. God's invisible and He's happy as long as you show up once a week to eat his son."

"Science is not a set of beliefs, Science is a set of evidence."

"I learned a lesson. Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."

"Reality doesn't conform to your preconceived notions, so you figure it's reality's fault. Typical."

"To know and to understand are not the same thing."