"Maybe I'm no runner up, just the first one to lose the race. Almost only really counts in horseshoes and hand grenades."

"Lately I've been thinking about my vices, And about the prices, That I'll later have to pay, I've been thinking about myself, And about my health, Then I say what the hell, let's rock."

"Lately I've been thinking about who's in charge. About who they are. And are they looking down and laughing hard. Are they aliens or robots or humanoids or gods. I think I'm just paranoid."

"As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time."

"He can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me."

"Lend me some sugar -- I am your neighbor."

"Only the good die young."

In memory of Gene Bates. My good friend who left us way too soon.

"And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea."

"You say that money isn't everything, but I'd like to see you live without it."

"Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you."

"Every time that I look in the mirror, all these lines on my face are gettin' clearer."

"I guess every form of refuge has its price."

"It's those restless hearts that never mend."

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."

"I've seen the future -- HA -- I can't afford it."

"Even a rock will crumble, if you strike it night and day."

"You love her, but she loves him, and he loves somebody else, you just can't win."

"It's hard to believe we need this place called hell."

"I can't get no satisfaction."

"If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane."