"Sometimes dreams feel like memories of things that haven't happened to us yet."

"When social forces press for the rejection of age-old Truth, then those who reject it will seek meaning in their own truth. These truths will rarely be Truth at all; they will be only collections of personal preferences and prejudices."

"The less depth a belief system has, the greater the fervency with which its adherents embrace it."

"As it was, things went from bad to worse, as they often will when amateurs are involved in an activity that they perform in bad temper -- and in a hurry."

"I think my own death will be the least sad one I'll ever encounter. For me at least."

"I don't have or want children, but I silently judge every parent that I see in public."

Ana Spanikopita: "Nobody else gets to tell you what your story is." BoJack: "What is my story?" Ana Spanikopita: "I'll tell you."

"There is no right or wrong Dad, Just the consequences of your actions."

"Truth. It's not open to interpretation. It just is."

"The teacher opens the door. The student enters alone."

Nathan: "Oh, everything's spinning!" Caleb: "It's 'cause you're drunk." Nathan: "No it's called relativity. Everything is spinning. Just being drunk makes it worse."

"I’ve realized, as I’ve gotten older, that I need more light to see good, but I need less light to look good."

"The problem with mutiny," Drake said, "is that when you've finished you're left with a crew of mutineers."

“I would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids.”

"He always loved waitresses. They bring you food, and when you sit their boobs are at eye level."

Bart Simpson: "Do people respect God? No, they fear him." God: "It's never personal, just business."

Homer Simpson: "Um, Ned, I have a confession to make." Ned Flanders: "Now don't go turning Catholic on me." Homer: "I can't. I don't fit in those booths."

Homer Simpson: "Um, if you pray during lunch, aren't you interrupting God's lunch?" God: "Finally, someone thinks about God."

"If it wasn’t for going off half-cocked, i’d have no cock at all.."

"When you are presented hateful choices, you can only measure the cost of not acting."

"You could always count on people to become irrational when they imagined losing something they thought belonged to them. The illusion of scarcity was a powerful weapon when deployed correctly."