"If it wasn’t for going off half-cocked, i’d have no cock at all.."

"Reason cannot pierce the armor of a stubborn ignoramus."

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"It is a provable fact that one can not insult intelligence where intelligence is not known to exist."

"Ridicule is the appropriate response to the ridiculous."

"The saying that god created man in his own image is half right, they just got the order of who created who backwards."

"Science knows it doesn't know everything. Otherwise it'd stop."

"The universe is so old, and human life so recent, so much of the volume of the universe is actively hostile to life, it seems arrogant that someone made it all 'for us'."

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them, and they all stink. "