Ana Spanikopita: "Nobody else gets to tell you what your story is." BoJack: "What is my story?" Ana Spanikopita: "I'll tell you."

Bart Simpson: "Do people respect God? No, they fear him." God: "It's never personal, just business."

Homer Simpson: "Um, Ned, I have a confession to make." Ned Flanders: "Now don't go turning Catholic on me." Homer: "I can't. I don't fit in those booths."

Homer Simpson: "Um, if you pray during lunch, aren't you interrupting God's lunch?" God: "Finally, someone thinks about God."

"They say 'the devil's in the details,' so lets summon the devil!"

“I dated a shape-shifter once. I thought I could keep him from changing. I was wrong.”

"When you say 'far be it from you to criticize', I know you be real close to criticizin."

"Life is like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little."

"Some say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave."

Q: "Tell me what's the difference between ignorance and apathy." A: "I don't know and I don't care."

"When you don't have any money, everything is high priced."

"The only thing that frightens me about middle-age is the fact that you'll outgrow it!"

"Only the mediocre are always at their best."

"Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous?"

"Never give a gun to ducks."