"You should never rely on the abilities of other drivers..."

"Many people refuse to accept an irrefutable truth simply because that truth puts them in the wrong."

"You choose a thankless job, you can't be upset when nobody thanks you."

"They say 'the devil's in the details,' so lets summon the devil!"

"He knows all too well that what you usually get from patting yourself on your own back is a dislocated shoulder."

“I dated a shape-shifter once. I thought I could keep him from changing. I was wrong.”