"As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time."

"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance."

"You can't travel somewhere if the road doesn't yet exist."

"As is most always the case with any disaster, it is those who can least afford to lose who lose the most."

"The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life."

"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take."

"The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization."

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"With great power comes great responsibility."

"No one should have the kind of power most of us would want to yield."

"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."

"Insults should be well avenged or well endured."

"Even beauty may present a prism wearing to the eye."

"The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will."

"Faith? That's just another word for not thinking."

"I don't want to believe. I want to know."

“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.”

"There is no knowlege that is horrible, only what other human beings do with that knowlege can be called horrible."

"He can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me."

"All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it."

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

"Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with."

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."

"The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all."

"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."

"Not all those who wander are lost."

"A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad."

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"

"God does not play dice with the universe."

"A well-stocked mind is safe from boredom."